Mass Email

sorry about the mass email everybody but i'd like to argue that email has no mass.

argument complete.

nextly, i feel like a bit of a criminal only communicating via these mass emails.  am i breaking the rules of netiquette?  i guess i'm fine breaking the rules as long as i don't go overboard and start breaking the laws of netiquette.  or maybe i am.

i think if one only communicates via mass emails he/she is breaking the law of 'conversation of mass'.  it's really just a simple restating of the law first stated by ePicurus between 325 and 275 BCC.

hello?

i think my page counter is spinning backwards thanks to that one.