Thursday, May 7, 2009

I Have a Tender Opening

i know every professional has it's own dirty-but-accepted terms... well, actually i really only know the ones in structural engineering

  - erection stages
  - stiff member
  - jacking force
  - butt tight

and so on.

well my job responsibilities have brought me face to face with my new favourite expression in my line of work. yesterday i got to tell our receptionist as i walked out the front door that there was "a tender opening across town that needed my urgent attention".

so i guess after that it's all downhill from here...

anybody got any more to cheer me up?

2 comments:

  1. People often refer to "taking a dump in production", and then needing an engineer to take a look at the dump they captured.

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  2. I do find myself having to re-flow my balls at work on occasion.

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