Thursday, May 7, 2009

Sign Language

if someone told me that an average american speaks 0.75 languages i wouldn't argue. i speak only english which i think makes me either;

'unilingual',
'monolingual',
'cylingual' (greek?),
or just plain ol' lingual.

but if i think that i'm so masterful with the english language how come i can't i summon the word that comes two words before bilingual?

sublingual?
millilingual?
unlingual?
keanulingual?

so i guess i should feel bad being cylingual and making fun of all the spelling and grammatical errors i see all around me here in a country with eleven national languages... some of which i can't even pronounce still. but i won't let feelings get in the way. i simply must share some of the gems i stumble across.



in this case, the 'good thing' that you can't get to is the toilet.


















just like the 'loose a turn' in the film 'office space'

















when i went to use the other door, it too became close.

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